Reverend RumpleSealSkin's Rectory

From the fun loving folks at The Smoking Gun comes yet another tale of some seriously pent up activities. I'll go out on a limb and guess that this fellow was not preaching what he was practicing, and that's a damned shame. I also feel a little empty that I hadn't at least thought of this sort of kink-o-thon. I must be in a rut...



OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs.."

Here is the link.