Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Reverend RumpleSealSkin's Rectory

From the fun loving folks at The Smoking Gun comes yet another tale of some seriously pent up activities. I'll go out on a limb and guess that this fellow was not preaching what he was practicing, and that's a damned shame. I also feel a little empty that I hadn't at least thought of this sort of kink-o-thon. I must be in a rut...

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs.."

Here is the link.



Blogger Région Frontière said...

Oh my god. This defies a response.

3:09 PM  
Blogger That Guy said...

Shock value 5...6... no 5. lame. you can do better.

7:45 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

omg the report was just creepy...

8:01 PM  
Blogger Hammer said...

The clergy and other religious leaders seem to engage in more than their fair share of perversion.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

You know, for some reason I feel really sorry for the guy. He wasn't hurting anyone, (well, besides the obvious) he had some sort of weird shit happen to him along the way that kinked him up, and then he's found like this.

7:42 PM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

At least he wasn't molesting little boys.

3:39 AM  
Blogger TTQ said...

The dude looking like an 8 ball should get together with the Michelin Man or the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Or hell, both.

I'm glad the Pastor used double protection by using wetsuits, but I guess that is a mute point anyways seeing how's dead now. And STD would have been the least of his problems..

3:17 PM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

The world can definitely twist people into some bizarre shapes. And if you'll excuse me for a moment--my RealDoll needs her makeup freshened.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

And you'll notice I refrained from bashing the Xian freaks. Healing under Gawd's arm. Give it a rest.

6:19 PM  

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