Monday, September 10, 2007

At Last!

At long last there is a medical treatment for my most egregious medical malady. Donations toward this procedure (may not be safe for work) are being gratefully accepted...



Blogger Cheesy said...

So you're a flat ass eh?? All I would have to do is eat those pancakes!

9:51 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chili said...

Don't even start with me. Maybe we could work out a deal where they take all of my extra ass off to donate it to someone who feels they need it?

12:43 PM  
Blogger meno said...


i am struck dumb. But in a world where you can get implants for your labia (for that juicy pre-teen look), i should not be surprised.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Dammit, Mrs. Chili got there before I did!

Speaking of labia implants, they're also trimming off the 'extra' bit of labia for that clean, neat, barley-look. I say recycle it _and_ learn the meaning of irony by using the extra in lip implants.

9:02 PM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

Yikes. One of the things I like BEST about men is a nice, flat butt. But I'm sick that way.

I gave you a linkie over at Linkateria.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Région Frontière said...

I see. For the last xx years we've been telling people that small butts were in, now we're making them big again. I wish someone would make up their mind so i knew if i was fashionable or not.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Melanie said...

oh dear. flat ass syndrome...

meh. can you imagine at age 80 or 90 having all that plastic in your butt? HA! you would be ready for the carnival.

nuff said.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

Ass transplants. Dear. F-ing. Gawd.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

Thanks for putting me onto this information. No, I have a perfect butt, but I like to know what other parts of my body I can improve on.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Stucco said...

Cheesy- I don't have moobs or an ass, which is remarkable considering my ponderously large belly.

Mrs. C- Braggart. I'd have taken over the world by now if I had an ass.

Meno- I heard a porn star had labial surgery that went wrong and effectively ended her career. That's too high a risk in my book...

Pantsy- you think the trimmings look like (or are chewy like) clams?

SueB0b- I can't imagine that's right, but where the hell were you when I was young?

RF- big butts have ALWAYS been the thing.

Melanie- you mean my big butt would look great at 80? This deal is sounding better all the time. You know- to protect my hip should I have a fall.

Irr- don't deny the appeal...

Lex- lucky bastard.

4:55 PM  

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