At Last!
At long last there is a medical treatment for my most egregious medical malady. Donations toward this procedure (may not be safe for work) are being gratefully accepted...
Labels: White Man's Burden
posted by Stucco at 7:59 AM
Monday, September 10, 2007
At long last there is a medical treatment for my most egregious medical malady. Donations toward this procedure (may not be safe for work) are being gratefully accepted...
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8 Comments:
So you're a flat ass eh?? All I would have to do is eat those pancakes!
Don't even start with me. Maybe we could work out a deal where they take all of my extra ass off to donate it to someone who feels they need it?
Ah.
Er.
Um.
i am struck dumb. But in a world where you can get implants for your labia (for that juicy pre-teen look), i should not be surprised.
Dammit, Mrs. Chili got there before I did!
Speaking of labia implants, they're also trimming off the 'extra' bit of labia for that clean, neat, barley-look. I say recycle it _and_ learn the meaning of irony by using the extra in lip implants.
Yikes. One of the things I like BEST about men is a nice, flat butt. But I'm sick that way.
I gave you a linkie over at Linkateria.
I see. For the last xx years we've been telling people that small butts were in, now we're making them big again. I wish someone would make up their mind so i knew if i was fashionable or not.
Thanks for putting me onto this information. No, I have a perfect butt, but I like to know what other parts of my body I can improve on.
Cheesy- I don't have moobs or an ass, which is remarkable considering my ponderously large belly.
Mrs. C- Braggart. I'd have taken over the world by now if I had an ass.
Meno- I heard a porn star had labial surgery that went wrong and effectively ended her career. That's too high a risk in my book...
Pantsy- you think the trimmings look like (or are chewy like) clams?
SueB0b- I can't imagine that's right, but where the hell were you when I was young?
RF- big butts have ALWAYS been the thing.
Melanie- you mean my big butt would look great at 80? This deal is sounding better all the time. You know- to protect my hip should I have a fall.
Irr- don't deny the appeal...
Lex- lucky bastard.
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