Friday, August 24, 2007

Why It Is That We Care More About Dogs Than People


Because people fucking suck. Has there ever been a dog that would only love the wealthy? Has any dog ever thought "With dew claws like these, I can get whatever I want"? You know this is very alarming- the trophy wife/gold digger/high priced whore implications highlight what the fuck is wrong with our brains in this culture. I have said many times before that I am the LAST guy to be giving financial advice, having had a hard time with finances in the past, and still I don't respect money. No, more than that- I don't worship money like so many do. It's vulgar (in a bad way) and shameful. I'm not Mother Teresa here- I'm not tithing, or giving alms to the poor and playing the holier-than-thou card. I don't do anything with money. I pay some bills (well, Schmoopie does) and put it out of my mind. I pay attention to other things. Like my family. I cannot express how grateful I am that I met and brainwashed Schmoopie before I began making money. I can actually respect a proper prostitute- that's a known and honest transaction, but these people at seekingmillionaire.com are the lowest of the low.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Jill said...

Oh my god, I thought this site was a joke at first! I'm stunned speechless. People actually do this??

P.S. Did you see the link to the "sister" site, seekingarrangement.com, for those looking for a "sugar daddy" or "somebody to spoil"? At least they're being up-front about the objective there.

9:08 AM  
Blogger none said...

I thought it was a joke too.

People who chase money cheat themselves out of life.

It's good to have enough to take care of things and not have to suffer, but when it becomes all consuming and takes the place of friends and family forget it.

9:15 AM  
Blogger TTQ said...

My dogs don't have their dew claws or balls for that matter and I love them alot.

My husband used to be a proball player and I'm 11 years younger, so people always assume that our relationship is shallow...but he's not rich at all, he isn't very good with money....doesn't have a cent of his ballplaying money. And that's ok 'cause he's a freak like me.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Damn. Well, at least they're honest in their shallow endeavors. But they sure make the rest of us look bad. I remember being shocked at the first millionaire reality show. The idea that people would actually go through an honest-to-god marriage ceremony with someone who only wanted their money. AND that a woman would marry a virtual stranger just for the money. But what do I know? I know love. That's all I know.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Ok just what the hell are dewclaws?

7:41 PM  
Blogger meno said...

I am glad that my husband and i started out with no money, and continued that way for many years. Neither one of us could ever think that it's about the money this way.

This is gross. Give me a good dog anyday.

8:10 PM  
Blogger General Catz said...

At least sites like these are ensuring that this particular gene pool stays out of the general population.

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site really exists? Crap. I'm just happy to have my best friend with me. I can always make money, but a true partnership is hard to come by.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

I had a friend who existed in the social scene where these type of women hang out. He and his friends who are incredibly fat and ugly always managed to have stunningly beautiful girlfriends. He explained to me how these type of women are lured by the trappings of wealth and high income lifestyle. Call them gold diggers or prostitutes or whatever, they do exist.

1:10 PM  
Blogger nic said...

First thing I noticed was the simplistic way in which the message was written. At what, 5th grade level?

I'm thankful bimbos chase money. They can have it.

And I agree with General Katz. At least they're not breeding with rational people.

I was in Australia when Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire came out- and I have to admit, every time someone brought it up to me, I was ashamed to be from the same country where it was produced.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Jeannie said...

I haven't checked the sites yet - but way back when, my Dad offered to arrange a marriage for me with a millionaire who was looking for a wife. I was hot then. But I thought it was crass. If you look at it that way - arranged marriages have been around far longer than romantic ones. They can work because they are a business deal. The difference here is that the woman is doing her own deal. I think men tend to go for the most attractive woman they can get and women will often consider whether the man is any good at making a living. The upfrontness about this makes the idea ok in my book - no one is going to end up surprised like Princess Diana.

12:36 PM  

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