I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
The Things I Think About.... (Be Glad You Aren't Me)
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
How does a blind man know that he's successfully urinated in a toilet or urinal without getting urine all over the wall and/or floor? I know some men with perfect vision who can't seem to hit the target . . .
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Scratch-n-sniff
Looks like you have a photo of bullet-deflecting European toilet paper there.
Seeing-eye dog sniff test?
The horrific smell goes away?
That’s definitely not Charmin with Aloe and E. I require soft fluffy skid-paper, or no skid-paper at all.
They are sensitive enough to "feel" the absence of fecal lubrication when they wipe, of course...
Same as me...
Out of sheer boredom and the fact I love to give good answers I've come to the educated decision that blind people don't poop.
When it starts to hurt?
LOL @ that guy....
How does a blind man know that he's successfully urinated in a toilet or urinal without getting urine all over the wall and/or floor? I know some men with perfect vision who can't seem to hit the target . . .
Does it make me as twisted as you when I say ' I like the way you think'?
How can you tell?
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