Public Service Announcement (#44?)
Point #1 - For the males out there, unless you play baseball in south Chicago, white socks are NOT the answer. Seriously. If you use the kind that don't rise above the ankle, you MAY be excused. You don't need the Queer Guys for this one- it's a simple enough thing. I don't know what color(s) to not wear after Labor Day, or what it means to be an "Autumn", but this is a matter we should all be able to handle. Get other colors.
Point #2 - For the straight males and gay females, type "white socks" (but without the quotation marks) in the Google image search and turn off the SafeSearch, and enjoy. Who knew that would lead to naughty things? This is the top hit, and she's not even wearing white socks! I approve anyway.
Labels: socks and porn