Monday, August 13, 2007

Public Service Announcement (#44?)



Point #1 - For the males out there, unless you play baseball in south Chicago, white socks are NOT the answer. Seriously. If you use the kind that don't rise above the ankle, you MAY be excused. You don't need the Queer Guys for this one- it's a simple enough thing. I don't know what color(s) to not wear after Labor Day, or what it means to be an "Autumn", but this is a matter we should all be able to handle. Get other colors.

Point #2 - For the straight males and gay females, type "white socks" (but without the quotation marks) in the Google image search and turn off the SafeSearch, and enjoy. Who knew that would lead to naughty things? This is the top hit, and she's not even wearing white socks! I approve anyway.

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17 Comments:

Blogger Hammer said...

White socks with sandals are reserved for us guys that women no longer look at as viable sex partners.

Black socks with shorts and sandals are for us guys whose wives no longer see us as viable sex partners.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

So what does that mean for us guys who wear argyle socks with sandals?

3:54 PM  
Blogger meno said...

She is too wearing white socks. What were you looking at?

4:19 PM  
Blogger Stucco said...

Hammer- Is Desmond Morris still alive? He might be interested in the sock theory you postulate.

Irr- Argyle isn't white (certainly exclusively, if usually at all). I'm not saying that argyle doesn't open up another can 'o worms. Leniency can be proffered if you are in fact, Scottish.

Meno- They look pinkish to me. Maybe she washed them with something red. I've done that- lots of pink shirts and such came of it. Maybe it's the bloodshot eye thing tinting my vision.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

She is too wearing white socks!


(I think)

I better go back and look again, to be sure...

5:50 PM  
Blogger That Guy said...

is this the latent gay tendencies that scmoopie talks about? Not that I disagree but a whole post on socks with sandals... By the way, I fall under the category of anklets with sandals since it looks alot worse than my feet bare.

/is not teh ghey
//happily married for a long time
///likes slashies

6:28 PM  
Blogger Schmoopie said...

So ragwool socks make it all better huh?

Hippie.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Got to love google!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

Socks and sandals is definitely a crime against good taste.

1:40 AM  
Blogger General Catz said...

Hear hear on the white sox biz. And, as for the lovely lady, you seem to have an awful lot of time on your hands to be googling for "white socks" with safe search turned off. Heh heh.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chili said...

Heh. Only you, Stucco, could find porn in a sock drawer. No. Wait. That's not what I meant. Aw, fukkit...

6:25 PM  
Blogger TTQ said...

I don't think that girl's strong suit is laundry, I would have to agree that she mixed her reds with her whites. Is there a site adminstrator available or an e-mail so we can solve the dilemma. I mean really ,those things are important... for men no white socks with sandals and should porn chicks wear a certain color?

7:15 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

I'd be willing to go further and ban socks with sandals period. If it's chilly enough outside that you need socks, you shouldn't be wearing sandals. Done and done.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

*snort* Schmoops wins.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

Anyhoo she's way too skinny. *grin*

4:00 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Is irr trying to pick up one of us "fluffy" chicks in here?

6:00 AM  
Blogger TTQ said...

I just showed Honey the pic for his opinion. He said "She's wearing socks?" and "I like the comforter/ bedspread thing" and "I know Her! She's from Huston right?"

He just headed off to take a shower..weird.

1:12 PM  

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