A Nostalgic Tale Of Vulgarity
So once upon a time I had a friend named Don who was (and maybe still is) as unusual a character as I am. We were (usually metaphorically) like the ingredients of gunpowder- he the sulfur and I the saltpetre (only because I like saying "saltpetre" more than "nitrates"), and the circumstances would be the charcoal. In any event, we had a lot of verbal challenge games we'd play, and the two most prevalent were making up offensive band names, and silly pseudonyms. In the latter, he was typically "Flexbar Chimpwhistle" and I was "Snodon Bulwark". Maybe you had to be there.
But this post is about this picture and how it sent me back in time to Don's absolute victory in the offensive band name contest. He came up with "Jesus' Penis"
It's golden, I tell ya.