Friday, October 05, 2007

I Love This Town.

Ready, Set, HUMP!
Everything You Need to Know About Our Third Annual Porn Contest.

Here's the link:

Now, I understand that I'm way too fat and old (not to mention WAY to perverted) to be IN one of these contests, but maybe I could direct....



Blogger Hammer said...

Porn contest?

Well you know there should be a fat and old catagory.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

As a friend of mine from New Zealand once said- A professional is nice, but there is nothing better than an enthusiastic amatuer...

12:30 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Do you think she's wearing sandals with those tube socks?

3:12 PM  
Blogger meno said...

eh, eh, know what i mean? Your wife? Is she? Eh?

The stranger is a wondrous paper. I adore their movie reviews.

5:11 PM  
Blogger nic said...

Your wife.. does she like.. photography? You know, CANDID Photography? You know, snap snap, wink wink, grin grin, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

You go, dude.

6:56 PM  
Blogger TTQ said...

You could make it all blurry (arsty fartsy) and just focous on the "important parts"

Cause really that's all that matters right? And how old and fat can "they" look? You know what? Don't answer that. I'm starting to get visuals. Hey I got strippers on my site this weekend.

4:27 PM  
Blogger amusing said...

You know, they just don't make bellybuttons like that anymore....

9:57 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

She has to be wearing red pumps with those tube socks. It just isn't porn without red pumps.

10:08 AM  

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