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Everything You Need to Know About Our Third Annual Porn Contest.
Here's the link: www.thestranger.com
Now, I understand that I'm way too fat and old (not to mention WAY to perverted) to be IN one of these contests, but maybe I could direct....
Everything You Need to Know About Our Third Annual Porn Contest.
Here's the link: www.thestranger.com
Now, I understand that I'm way too fat and old (not to mention WAY to perverted) to be IN one of these contests, but maybe I could direct....
posted by Stucco at 6:35 PM
8 Comments:
Porn contest?
Well you know there should be a fat and old catagory.
As a friend of mine from New Zealand once said- A professional is nice, but there is nothing better than an enthusiastic amatuer...
Do you think she's wearing sandals with those tube socks?
eh, eh, know what i mean? Your wife? Is she? Eh?
The stranger is a wondrous paper. I adore their movie reviews.
Your wife.. does she like.. photography? You know, CANDID Photography? You know, snap snap, wink wink, grin grin, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
You go, dude.
You could make it all blurry (arsty fartsy) and just focous on the "important parts"
Cause really that's all that matters right? And how old and fat can "they" look? You know what? Don't answer that. I'm starting to get visuals. Hey I got strippers on my site this weekend.
You know, they just don't make bellybuttons like that anymore....
She has to be wearing red pumps with those tube socks. It just isn't porn without red pumps.
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