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I can't hardly believe this, but outside my office window, 25 floors down, there is a concert happening that is making ungodly amounts of racket. The Sheraton hotel is apparently celebrating the opening of a new building by having K.C. & the Sunshine Band make loud noises that bounce terribly off the glass buildings into a muddied rumble.
That's the scene below me. "That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it..." Or not.
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posted by Stucco at 12:39 PM
12 Comments:
At least it isn't rap ;)
So go down there and do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!
They can't afford a venue for a gig.
Yeah. YOu know your career is pretty much dust when the corporate crowd can afford you for events..... We were going to hire Eddie Money to play a gig for the Commodities Exchange (get it? Money, har har!)
Hey, and what's that green area to the right? I think next time you are bored, you should chuck golf balls and see if you can get them to land on the "green" -- of course, if they land on someone's head down below, that's probably not so good -- so don't miss!
KC and the Sunshine Band? I thought they were dead?
Maybe they are.
Looks cold...
Aw, sweet! An orange car! Now I can SHOW Jack that they exist! I am vindicated!!
Or pathetic. I get those two mixed up.
I like the golf ball idea! Do your windows open that high up?? Then you could totally make sure for Meno that KC and the Sunshine Band is indeed dead!
Or you could hold your head and walk around the office muttering make it stop! Make it stop! The music scares me! Make it stop!
That should get you an extra couple of hours added to your weekend
GREAT! Now THAT song is in my head.
You kinda suck; you know that, don't you?
love!
Chili
Hammer- anything but Country and Western...
Scott- If there had been audio fidelity at all, perhaps.
RF- In my imagination, there are more naked ladies who are tied up and... uh.. never mind.
Lex- I thought that's what county fairs were all about?
Amusing- Money~money I can almost see the connection, but Sunshine != Seattle. And the area to the right in green is a playground for a child care center. I use the kiddies to determine whether or not I need to wear a coat. They frolic merrily. I'd hate to kill one with a falling object.
meno- They SOUND dead...
Andy- you may also notice the GREEN- as in, the trees. Living foliage, you see. I know it may seem otherworldly. It wasn't especially cold or wet. It did however sound awful.
Pantsy- This town has orange, lime green, yellow, and white cabs. That's a cab you see there.
TTQ- I'd rather deal with K.C. by using a potato gun, but whatever. I like your idea about muttering things to get out of work, but I worry it might not work.
Mrs. C- Yup, I suck. I also slurp.
Totally forgot about potato guns..that would rock! We were never allowed to use those at work, which probably would have resulted in someone in the office getting fired over it. Everything else was fair game though, as long as you don't leave a mark.
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