Colorado Rockies, Please Send My Refund To My New Address
How the hell I missed this story last June is beyond me. Well, no it isn't. I don't give two shits about baseball (the sport died in '95, as far as I'm concerned). But apparently, the Colorado Rockies are a mighty religious organization, to the extent that they only look to have "born again" Christians on the payroll.
That's all well and good, but as a taxpayer I paid for their stadium, and this tithing to fund their Crusade shall not stand. When the Denver/Colorado politicians realize how unlawful that was, they can send my part of the $161 Million back to me at my current address.
This is especially ironic given that the team is owned by a brewer of beer. Isn't that a vice? Yes to beer, but no to titties? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously? Do they have qualms about getting to "second base"? Are they discouraged from "stealing bases"? Maybe they should move the team to Utah...
I'm pro-hedonism, pro-sin, pro-fun, pro-inclusiveness, and therefore, pro-Red Sox.
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