Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Gilligan Theorum

There is a theory that all men can be divided into the "Ginger" types, or the "Mary Ann" types. I've never understood why both wasn't an option, but if forced to choose, I'd have to go with Mary Ann- now more than ever. Observe:


Dawn Wells, age 69- busted for pot (click image for story)

That's just fucking awesome. Plus, look at her- DAMN! She a biscuit from 70 and still looks pretty good. You think Tina Louise is looking anywhere near that good? What the hell is she doing in Idaho?

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Blogger meno said...

I love this. Now i have something to which to aspire.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Whoa! Mary Ann's a GILF.

I could never aspire to Ginger. This gives me hope.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Chili said...

She doesn't look at ALL upset about being busted, either, does she? I bet she's one cool gramma!

4:47 AM  
Blogger Bob said...

I've always had a thing for Mary Ann.

Ginger was WAY too high maintenance.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Ginger looks like she's used ber face to scrub barnacles of the SS minnow.

Yep Maryann.. she was the stuff.

Bob Denver got busted for pot back in the early 70's it supposedly ruined his career...if he had one to begin with.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Well Ginger [Tina Louise} is 74 and still lookin ok but I agree, MaryAnn was just so damned cute! What is she doing in Idaho?? Getting busted from the looks of it!

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6:58 AM  
Blogger Gordo said...

Maryann ... Mmmmm

She does look bloody amused, doesn't she? LOL

7:49 AM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

I'm with Gordo--she's got that "I'm laughing my arse off on the inside and about to do it on the outside too" look. Gotta admire that!

8:02 AM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

I always thought "Chow down on Mary Anne (she looks really clean and stuff) but cleanse your palette on Ginger."

7:22 PM  
Blogger General Catz said...

I'm still not sure why they're busting people for pot these days. Seems like a huge waste of time and taxpayer $. They could be busting people for smoking in bars instead. There's a good use of use of our money. By the way, that was very heavy sarcasm.

Ya, she does look great. Like in her 50s, not nearly 70.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Rudi said...

No wonder it took so long to get off the island. Gilligan and Mary Ann were out behind the volcano getting stoned all the time.

8:40 AM  
Blogger TTQ said...

She probably lives in Driggs, Idaho where she can be treated like a Supa-Star.

Or maybe she smoked so much pot and watched "My Own Private Idaho" too many times.

4:53 PM  

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