Monday, February 18, 2008

Conspiracy Theories I Believe



9/11
Not all of the damage inflicted on the World Trade Center Plaza was caused by the planes.
It was known in advance by some of our intelligence community, business leaders, and some of our allies.
Whatever happened at the Pentagon, wasn't what was reported.

Assassinations
Whenever someone makes, or appears to make actual progress in advancing the standards of this nation, they are killed. MLK, Lincoln, Evers, RFK. As for JFK, I believe he was killed not by the mob, the Cubans, or the Military- I believe he was killed by the interested of the Federal Reserve Bank. I also don't think Oswald worked alone.

Economics
That the dollar will become a Weimar Deutchmark or Italian Lira type of fiat money, and that this will happen deliberately because it's the only way our debts can ever be paid.
That the market is being artificially buoyed until after the election.
That the World Bank exists to keep undeveloped nations from developing.

Education
(Separate rant/post forthcoming)

Environmentalism
Global warming is real, and is past the point we can stop it.
Diamonds are not forever- plastic is.
That GM corn will kill off all natural varieties.
That eating kosher food wherever possible is smart, because food companies are fucked in their collective heads. Where is Upton Sinclair when we need him?

Medicine
High Fructose Corn Syrup is seriously bad shit, and leads to all sorts of diseases.
Autism/Apsbergers is a direct result of Mercury/Thymerisol poisoning.
The military does unsanctioned and undisclosed medical testing on its members.

Nikola Tesla
Had a greater understanding of electricity and energy than we have to date.

Politics
There is no longer a distinguishing difference between the political parties. The rhetoric of speech, sure. The observable actions? No.
The Turks DID commit the Armenian Genocide, and should apologize.
There is an effort to hide the fact that the Irish were the second most traded slaves in the 1800's.
That Saddam Hussein was attacked and killed for moving his oil trading to the Euro currency.
That votes don't count. Period.
That the still unsolved (military strains of) anthrax mailings strategically targeted those who were or could oppose the PATRIOT ACT. Leahy and Daschle were the only two Congresspersons to be sent any, and they were the only two who could stop the vote.
That we have fucked with Venezuela (and much of Central America) consistently for decades.
Chernobyl ended the cold war- not Reagan.

Religion
That all organized religions, that insist on tithing and proselytization are cults.
That the Catholics helped the Nazi's.
That the Rastas are right- that a white racist patriarchy they call "Babylon" oppresses black people. I call them "corporatists" but why split hairs?
That the Jews are NOT out to rule the world, but they may control Hollywood.

Sexuality
That people are becoming more sexually active at an earlier age due to hormones in food. Dicks are getting bigger and asses fatter, which is a good thing in a vacuum, but at what price are these being acquired? Heart attacks at 30? Diabetes epidemic? Anxiety, stress, attention, and mental disorders are all rising.
That some astronauts have done sex experiments in space.

Sports
They are ALL taking performance enhancing drugs. So what? I began to believe this years ago when Tim Browning broke his arm by simply throwing a ball. Yeah. The muscles of his arm snapped the bone in his arm. Nature doesn't do that. Let big pharma companies underwrite and sponsor the Olympics for all I care.

Technology
That Google is in cahoots with the spy community.
That IBM helped the Nazi's too.
That every call you make, by any means, is electronically monitored. Same for your emails.
That the ocean floor cables in the Mid-East that were cut in the past few weeks are no accident.
That the head of Qwest, the only telco that didn't illegally give private data to this administration, is in jail as punishment.

Television
The industry consolidation was done for control purposes, and that the industry is subsidized so that even the poorest people can get their brainwashing.
That the "Smoking Man" in the X Files was the best part of that show.

TWA 800
Was shot down, probably by accident.

USS Liberty
Was attacked by Israel deliberately.



Conspiracies I don't care much about:

Princess Di
Black Helicopter / Men in Black stuff
Roswell
Waco / Branch Davidians
Loch Ness Monster
Ruby Ridge
Jonestown
Cars that run on water
The Moon landing

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6 Comments:

Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

So having never "picked a candidate" before and watched the process play out on TV, I can't say that the media has always been manipulative and overtly corrupt, but I can say that now.

We angry folks who thought smaller government in Washington and an end to foreign military excursions was a rational and reasonable set of beliefs have been shocked into preparing ourselves to storm the forts...

Right now, a march on Washington is brewing out there...

I hope it includes all of the malcontents...

8:40 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

"That some astronauts have done sex experiments in space."

I want pictures,,,, :o)

4:17 AM  
Blogger Clowncar said...

Oh my. That post was like giving my id its own blog.

I absolutely agree that on 9/11 something seriously hinky was up at the Pentagon. And that at least some folks in the govn't knew of the Trade Center bombings in advance.

Oswald wasn't alone (though I buy the mob theory, and that they gave Ruby his marching orders).

The dollar, and our economy, is dying a not-so-slow death. From Reuters, today: "Banks in the United States have been quietly borrowing "massive amounts" from the U.S. Federal Reserve in recent weeks, using a new measure the Fed introduced two months ago to help ease the credit crunch, according to a report on the web site of The Financial Times."

I do think that Tesla, despite his early brilliance, merely went a little wacky there at the end.

Didn't now about the anthrax/Patriot Act connection, but there is a long, sordid history of this country scaring its citizens into submission. There for awhile the threat level used to go to "Orange" every time Bush fucked up. Which was often.

I think that some votes count, but only if your state is deemed unimportant. The Republican machine clearly has Florida and Ohio (and the Supreme Court) in its pocket.

You mean that all 8 of those cables being cut simultaneously in the Mid-East weren't a coincidence?

The Smoking Man thread in X-files was pretty darned cool. Though the Duchovney-written one about Negro League baseball may be my fave.

Okay. I'll stop now, though I could go on. I gotta get back to work. Excellent post.

12:54 PM  
Blogger amusing said...

Check.
Check.
Check.
The global warming one makes me sad. Not to mentiont that we have reached peak oil and people are still driving Hummers unapologetically. Fuck 'em all.

Love, love, love that Nikola Tesla. Amazing guy.

Oh, and the food + hormones relationship? Don't forget the younger girls with the bigger breasts. I'm convinced it's those damn McDonald's hamburgers.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Yes to all.

"That the "Smoking Man" in the X Files was the best part of that show."

That's not a conspiracy, that's the truth; he WAS the best part. Except for maybe the scene where the Elephant Man Kid got to dance with Cher. I'm a sucker for that kind of shit.

lol -- my WV is 'thxbx. THAT is a conspiracy.

6:41 PM  
Blogger Gordo said...

I'm a little late to the party, but I didn't realize that my subconscious was broadcasting like this.

Oswald most certainly was NOT alone, although I'm torn between blaming LBJ and the military or the mob.

My first comment about the towers was "That's a hell of a way for the spooks to get their funding back."

If GM food is so safe, why are the agri-food conglomerates so resistant to labelling?

Medcine: check on all three.

Tesla was a freaking genius and driven to his grave by that bastard Edison.

The political parties are all the same up here as well. Just slightly different on the nitty gritty.

The IBM/Nazi connection has been well documented; Google is a disappointment and of course it was the spooks cutting the cables.

6:44 AM  

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