Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Pervy Mad Inventor Strikes Again


On Irrelephant's blog talk radio deal this morning, I had an idea. To transition sex workers to clerical positions, or clerical staffers to the sex trade, I envisioned a couple of sizable USB dildo's (one for each hand) with the keyboard keys on them in various places. I need to come up with a name though. QwertyCock? Typenis? Keyboner? Time for prototyping... or is that pornotyping?

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5 Comments:

Blogger Irrelephant said...

I'm waiting to see what you come up with for the male secretaries of the world.

5:28 PM  
Blogger General Catz said...

I'm afraid i don't have a suggestion for you. But i have a complaint: you don't write in your blog often enough. It's always a pleasure to read.

5:12 AM  
Blogger meno said...

Damn, i knew i should have gotten up early yesterday.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

HEY!!

Shoot me an email with your home address on it. I've got two hats made by Mum to mail out...

(Yes, they are green...)

12:00 AM  
Blogger amusing said...

Wouldn't a Clerical position mean missionary?

9:39 PM  

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