The Pervy Mad Inventor Strikes Again
On Irrelephant's blog talk radio deal this morning, I had an idea. To transition sex workers to clerical positions, or clerical staffers to the sex trade, I envisioned a couple of sizable USB dildo's (one for each hand) with the keyboard keys on them in various places. I need to come up with a name though. QwertyCock? Typenis? Keyboner? Time for prototyping... or is that pornotyping?
Labels: Gratuitous depravity
posted by Stucco at 1:21 PM
5 Comments:
I'm waiting to see what you come up with for the male secretaries of the world.
I'm afraid i don't have a suggestion for you. But i have a complaint: you don't write in your blog often enough. It's always a pleasure to read.
Damn, i knew i should have gotten up early yesterday.
HEY!!
Shoot me an email with your home address on it. I've got two hats made by Mum to mail out...
(Yes, they are green...)
Wouldn't a Clerical position mean missionary?
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