The Gilligan Theorum
There is a theory that all men can be divided into the "Ginger" types, or the "Mary Ann" types. I've never understood why both wasn't an option, but if forced to choose, I'd have to go with Mary Ann- now more than ever. Observe:

Dawn Wells, age 69- busted for pot (click image for story)
That's just fucking awesome. Plus, look at her- DAMN! She a biscuit from 70 and still looks pretty good. You think Tina Louise is looking anywhere near that good? What the hell is she doing in Idaho?

Dawn Wells, age 69- busted for pot (click image for story)
That's just fucking awesome. Plus, look at her- DAMN! She a biscuit from 70 and still looks pretty good. You think Tina Louise is looking anywhere near that good? What the hell is she doing in Idaho?