Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Retarded Advertising/Advertisers

"Becoming Fearless About Money", according to Toyota... Start by being born to a well to do family, then go to Cambridge. Graduate, hook up with a guy twice your age (with money- let's not be absurd). Then ditch him after a while and marry another wealthy man who is a Congressman. You can join that cult that the Bagwan Sree Rashneesh runs, but don't give that nutter all the money. Then divorce the Congressman and start a sensationalist blog- since at this point you're not going to be missing any meals. Have other people grow the blog for you, then sell the whole thing. That's how I was going to define "fearless"... How about "become fearless about using our cruise control", Toyota?


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