Schmoopie Insisted I Post This...
So today at lunch, we were walking downtown and passed within eyesight of a Kenneth Cole store and they were changing the 2 story sign on the building with a new ad featuring a waifish crack-whore looking Kate Moss analog. She didn't have enough junk in her trunk to fill up her little hot pants. It was sad for an ass man like me to witness. I said to Schmoopie that the model was unappealing, and that I'd bet that her pussy lips were like Pringles.
She lost it.
posted by Stucco at 8:38 PM
8 Comments:
Good call Schmoop/// Im dieing here!
Pringles: salty dried potatoes. Nice...
once you pop you cant stop lol
Hmmmm....
Personally, I've never known the vagina to be affected by a lack of weight hanging off of a rear end...
I have noticed, however, that an excess of weight causes in flow and outflow concerns in many regards and is detrimental to proper usage of said device...
Oh. I had no idea that women carried weight....there. What an interesting bit of data.
Better Pringles than, I don’t know, Doritos.
Slightly off-topic, but there's a double entendre ad on the radio now, and, well, Jack is now going around saying, "Declan! She has a lot of junk in her trunk!" Ah, how I laugh. Ah, how I should NOT be a mother!
Hahaha! I like the fact that men like fleshier women that thoe overly skinny models with swet and sour flavoured pringles. lol!
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