I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Wish Me Luck (Please)
Tomorrow I'm off to Seattle to talk to some folks about a job. That'll happen on Friday, so if you have any spare karma that you can send my way, please don't hesitate. I'll be home Friday night and blog if there is anything to report.
What you need is a good old fashioned dose of PDL.
Go there expecting GOOD things to happen. It might not even turn out to be the job you are looking for. It might be that you run into Bill Gates at the supermarke after you flub your interview and he recognizes you as a long lost protege he once played tennis with...
Seriosly, dude. Get your head out of hoping and start believing. Never failed me. Ever.
Best of Luck , a pointer though when they ask you if you have any questions dont do what I do and go on a rant about conspericy theories, Ive lost more potential jobs in lap dancing clubs and the security services as a result
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dude. Karma is WAY over-rated...
What you need is a good old fashioned dose of PDL.
Go there expecting GOOD things to happen. It might not even turn out to be the job you are looking for. It might be that you run into Bill Gates at the supermarke after you flub your interview and he recognizes you as a long lost protege he once played tennis with...
Seriosly, dude. Get your head out of hoping and start believing. Never failed me. Ever.
Ever ever...
Ever.
Is PDL like PDA?
Good luck, dude. Rememember to keep a third eye out for positions in graphic design...
Best of Luck , a pointer though when they ask you if you have any questions dont do what I do and go on a rant about conspericy theories, Ive lost more potential jobs in lap dancing clubs and the security services as a result
Nancy, not you too?!
I don't get lap dancing jobs for entirely different reasons. Plus, with my coordination, there is always the danger of a hernia or whiplash.
You are the BEST! I know that if this job is meant to be, you already have it.
Walrus,
Schmoopie
/me sends carma
/me checks to see if carma is out the door.. /me kicks carmas lazy ass and says GET MOVING!
should be there by tomorrow, money back gar'un'Teeed!
Good luck! If they should ask a question you can't answer, I recommend twirling your mustache and laughing maniacly.
We are tuning in for an update and getting static...
Bad Karma, that static...
just waiting on some updates.....
and i need to run spell check or sumtin, carma... Karma.
texas has been bad for me in so many ways...
so...how'd it go?
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