Monday, September 25, 2006

Innovative New Birth Control Method

This method has a surprisingly high level of effectiveness and few (mostly social) side effects. All natural, but apparenly highly habit forming.
Addendum: Using this paper will heighten the effect.

In other news: I'm officially no longer tolerant of the music of Beck. "Paper Tiger"? Whattafuuuuu...


Blogger Schmoopie said...

I want to buy some sheep poo paper and write letters to people I don't like on it. What a great product!

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