I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Innovative New Birth Control Method
This method has a surprisingly high level of effectiveness and few (mostly social) side effects. All natural, but apparenly highly habit forming. Addendum: Using this paper will heighten the effect.
In other news: I'm officially no longer tolerant of the music of Beck. "Paper Tiger"? Whattafuuuuu...