It's Worse Than I Thought
For, let's say "ever", I've felt like a far more soulfull being trapped in the body of a peculiar doughey white guy. It's okay, I would tell myself- I've got "get down". I've got soul. I like big butts. I keep it real. But then the lingering doubts would set in- I can't (and won't even try to) dance, I can hail a cab, I can swim, and I like scotch.
Now there is a test to quantify exactly how "white and nerdy" you are, and I'm distressed to report that I'm 28% white and nerdy. Break out the mayo and bologna/baloney- I'm FAR more of a "cracker" than I'd been thinking. I guess the only thing left is to start dressing like a golf pro. White socks and sandals, here we come...
posted by Stucco at 8:36 AM
7 Comments:
Crap. I'm 40% white and nerdy.
I think this test unfairly targets Star Trek and Monty Python fans. And I can't help it if I'm near-sighted! It's a physiological condition!
Grumble.
I am 18% nerdy, have a big butt and I can't help it, but I love rap music. I think being "from the Lou" automatically gives you a tad more "get down" than the average whitey. I am, however, hopelessly white, as I love bologna and Miracle Whip sandwiches.
P.s. I'm 24%
38%... can't believe I scored so low...
Can you see Stucco ridin' dirty? Me either.
Stucco has the filthiest imagination of anyone I've met. VW, you really have to see him in person to realize that he could (and does) ride dirty. He may be a white man but he does have soul!
I have no doubt stucco rides a little...
Like I have no doubt he leaks a little blue smoke on the hills...
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