I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.
My brother shaved his mustache off for the first time in like 20 years. I did him the honor (and irked the crap out of him) by pretendiing I didn't notice...
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lmfao
My brother shaved his mustache off for the first time in like 20 years. I did him the honor (and irked the crap out of him) by pretendiing I didn't notice...
BWAHAHA! That's excellent!
It all makes sense now.
Chit... removed....
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