Thursday, May 07, 2009

Fucking Religious People

Start here: http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12286425

Now here's my solution:

Give a kid a gun and when he gets into the van, just start shooting motherfuckers. When the Filth show up, have the kid tell them that the fundies were trying to kidnap, waterboard, and sexually assault him. Then sue that church for their property.

This sort of shit is what not having any natural predators will do to a culture.

3 Comments:

Blogger meno said...

Holy Shit!

I'd have their asses arrested for kidnapping so fast!

Of course, i used to live in Colorado Springs. Thank god (heh) that the operative words in that sentence are "used to."

6:30 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Oh, I thought from the title that this was a post about a new porn flick. Ah well.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

There oughta be a law...

6:03 PM  

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