Tuesday, April 07, 2009

On The Subject Of Bigamy

Schmoopie has been watching the series "Big Love" and trying to draw me into it. Even though you'd think it'd be right up my alley, regarding the wanton and depraved sex with multiple "wives", I'm just not into it. Maybe if they'd filmed it as a porno with hot and deformed actor/actresses, then I'd be down with it.

No- that's not it. I saw this image on the web, and came a little:


And that makes my point. That image is HOT, and no one is naked. It is hot for the key reason that all hot things are hot- the ability to SUGGEST things. See, I look at this picture and can totally take it from there mentally. That's the nature of good porn. It must go to one end of the spectrum or the other. On the socially acceptable end, it hints at what's there. Like a lingerie picture or such. You can ALMOST make out what's there, and then your brain (the primary sexual organ) does the rest.

The problem with Big Love is that it reminds me how fucking retarded religion can be. I see enough perplexing idiocy on television, thank you very much... That kills boners like nurses who do that deal with cold spoons.

For the record, the other end of the spectrum is flat out vivid freak-show porn, where you, being merely mortal with gag reflexes, bones that don't bend, and conventional pain thresholds, are unable to replicate what's being done. That kind is really good too.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

But I booked the caterer and everything!

10:17 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

I find that hairstyle... limiting.

8:00 AM  
Blogger The Young Ones said...

Again, I must say you really are a dirty old man. But maybe that is why we like we like you. :-)

5:23 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

How does one "come a little"?

3:32 PM  

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