Having been tagged, I submit:
1.) I believe I was supposed to be dead by now. I'm thankful to be here.
2.) I took a Viagra and nothing happened. I mean Schmoopie indulged me in my filthy depraved endeavors all over her, but no spontaneous, bigger, more intimidating, 4-hour long lasting, or otherwise remarkable wood experiences happened. I didn't check the "output" fluid- not my thing, but I knew a guy who was obsessed with his.
3.) My Ego is probably well out of check. I tend to think I am smarter than damned near everyone else. It may be true, but I can't help but thinking that this mindset is unhealthy.
4.) I always match my boxers to my shirt, and my shoes with my belt. Schmoopie says I have latent homosexual tendencies. Whatever.
5.) I REALLY suck at games, perhaps because of the tremendous guilt I feel after playing games over the time wasted.
6.) I've stolen things. Not in some time, but under similar circumstances I would again. It all started when I'd been accused and interrogated about the theft of some things in which I had no part. After that treatment it seemed appealing. I worked with a guy who STOLE HIS FUCKING COMPUTER, DESK AND CHAIR! Amazing.
7.) I consider "obsessed" a pejorative term, used by jealous people, to describe my feelings on the subject of pornography.
8.) I fear that all those years of drinking gallons upon gallons of Diet Coke will still beget medical problems in my future. That shit is highly addictive and just can't be good for living things.
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