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Sunday, May 06, 2007
Genius AND Revolting- I'm In Awe
This is a classic re-interpretation of the "poo-on-a-stick" defense model, and it's got to be one of the most effective methods for keeping valuables safe from burglars. Click the tidy whities for a link with pricing and more explanation...
BTW, my grandmother used to hide money in her bloomers until her house was burgled and guess what?, the bloomers with money were found and the money stolen.
Okay - I just started reading (I found you via Meno - HI, Meno!!) and I think you're a screaming riot. I'm totally coming back. Often. So keep writing...
Pants- Welcome! I'd say "welcome home", but I don't want to make O cross. Heh
Mrs. Chili- thanks for the compliment, and thanks for stopping by. Any friend of Meno...
Jill- You and Slag have been gone too long. I've gone peculiar. Okay okay- I promise no crude bodily functions in the next post. But JUST the next post...
14 Comments:
I've been to strip clubs like that.
What?
Seems you can just make a do-it-yourself kit and save the $11 that company is asking for.
i had a real chuckle over the accessory "doo drops" wherein you can add a realistic smell, thus bringing the total cost to $20.00.
I think general catz has the right idea.
I stopped wearing white underwear when the skidmarks became too embarrassing.
BTW, my grandmother used to hide money in her bloomers until her house was burgled and guess what?, the bloomers with money were found and the money stolen.
Lex- Heh, bet the bloomers were clean.
Oh christ~~~
It's the 'all natural' part of the 'doo drops' that scares me...
Oh my God, I'm here!
Nancy -
No fair!
Okay - I just started reading (I found you via Meno - HI, Meno!!) and I think you're a screaming riot. I'm totally coming back. Often. So keep writing...
First a coochie diagram and now this. I just don't have anything to say.
Pants- Welcome! I'd say "welcome home", but I don't want to make O cross. Heh
Mrs. Chili- thanks for the compliment, and thanks for stopping by. Any friend of Meno...
Jill- You and Slag have been gone too long. I've gone peculiar. Okay okay- I promise no crude bodily functions in the next post. But JUST the next post...
Its all very well using the doo drops but wont that stink out the cash? gives a new meaning to 'your moneys shit around here'
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