Sunday, May 06, 2007

Genius AND Revolting- I'm In Awe



This is a classic re-interpretation of the "poo-on-a-stick" defense model, and it's got to be one of the most effective methods for keeping valuables safe from burglars. Click the tidy whities for a link with pricing and more explanation...

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14 Comments:

Blogger Hammer said...

I've been to strip clubs like that.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

What?

10:34 PM  
Blogger General Catz said...

Seems you can just make a do-it-yourself kit and save the $11 that company is asking for.

8:44 AM  
Blogger meno said...

i had a real chuckle over the accessory "doo drops" wherein you can add a realistic smell, thus bringing the total cost to $20.00.

I think general catz has the right idea.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

I stopped wearing white underwear when the skidmarks became too embarrassing.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

BTW, my grandmother used to hide money in her bloomers until her house was burgled and guess what?, the bloomers with money were found and the money stolen.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Stucco said...

Lex- Heh, bet the bloomers were clean.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Oh christ~~~

10:20 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

It's the 'all natural' part of the 'doo drops' that scares me...

Oh my God, I'm here!

11:13 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Nancy -

No fair!

8:56 AM  
Anonymous mrschili said...

Okay - I just started reading (I found you via Meno - HI, Meno!!) and I think you're a screaming riot. I'm totally coming back. Often. So keep writing...

9:57 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

First a coochie diagram and now this. I just don't have anything to say.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Stucco said...

Pants- Welcome! I'd say "welcome home", but I don't want to make O cross. Heh

Mrs. Chili- thanks for the compliment, and thanks for stopping by. Any friend of Meno...

Jill- You and Slag have been gone too long. I've gone peculiar. Okay okay- I promise no crude bodily functions in the next post. But JUST the next post...

11:35 AM  
Blogger Judith said...

Its all very well using the doo drops but wont that stink out the cash? gives a new meaning to 'your moneys shit around here'

11:17 PM  

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