So Sayeth The Lord, Beeyatch
Hard to tell who is more remarkable- the "Reverend" here, or the cameraperson. He's not cutting my hair. Be warned my bretheren- the Holy Word is not suitable for work/children/etc.
I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.