"Grandpa Bought A Rubber" - Steve Martin
That's right- Grampy had to wrap that rascal in order to defeat the Axis! This collection of old condom wrappers cracked me up. Plus, I like the idea of mentally traumatizing you all further with the idea that your dear old Grand-paw-paw once sported an unwieldy filthy cock. Now you know why Grannie walked like that.
Labels: but were they reservoir tipped?
posted by Stucco at 6:44 PM
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UGH! I walked in on my grandparents once. They lived next door to us when I was little, and my mother sent me over to get a can of cranberry sauce (I don't remember much from my childhood - I've managed to repress most of my memory - but THIS? This I remember clearly). The front door was unlocked, and my seven year old self walked in. No one was around, so I went looking for them... and I found 'em. I tiptoed back out of the house, closed the door VERY QUIETLY and ran home. I told my parents that they were taking a nap and we did without the cranberry sauce. I never knew if they knew I saw them...
It's times like this I'm glad both of my grandfathers died young. No image for you to ruin.
#2 - Holy crap! That's a branch of my family.
#4 *snicker snort, heh heheh heheh*
#5 & 6 look like popcorn bags.
#7 Transparent? So she can see the color...?
#9 What's with the Wookie on Neverdrip...er, Neverrip?
#11 I'd like to introduce you to my mascot...
#12 Hung like...
#13 I think MAXmosa would have sold better...
#15 for those Harem nights...
#16 'Ay Cisco!
#17 Pussy of Love?
#18 Ah, but WHICH head will she demand...?
#19 & 20 *blink blink* ???
#20 Yeah, that's what they ALL think!
If my grandpa wore condoms, I wouldn't be here now. Trust me all his kids weren't planned.
isn't your post title a Steve Martin gag, from his stand-up days?
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