"Grandpa Bought A Rubber" - Steve Martin
That's right- Grampy had to wrap that rascal in order to defeat the Axis! This collection of old condom wrappers cracked me up. Plus, I like the idea of mentally traumatizing you all further with the idea that your dear old Grand-paw-paw once sported an unwieldy filthy cock. Now you know why Grannie walked like that.
Labels: but were they reservoir tipped?