Things I've Learned About Food
Butter is better than margarine.
Smoked Gouda is better than both unsmoked Gouda and Edam.
Shredded Parmesan is better than grated and Romano sucks.
Provelone is better than Mozarella in most cases.
Cheez-Its are better than Cheese Nips
Grape is the least appealing jelly.
Marmalade is kinda gross.
So is braunsweiger.
And I don't care how much better it is for you- tuna packed in water is too dry.
What am I missing?