Why Do I Mix These Two Up?
And why can't Hollywood follow my lead, and mix them up, naked?
Exhibit A: Keira Knightley
Exhibit B: Natalie Portman
If these two could add about 20-30 pounds, and advance in years a bit, I could probably add them to my perverted fantasies.
Exhibit A: Keira Knightley
Exhibit B: Natalie Portman
If these two could add about 20-30 pounds, and advance in years a bit, I could probably add them to my perverted fantasies.
Labels: Harry Palms
posted by Stucco at 6:36 PM
7 Comments:
20-30 pounds? Ok so just throw Kate Moss on that bony pile and you'll almost have that.
I'd like someone with the utter coolness of George Clooney, the sparkling eyes of Brad Pitt and the charm of Eddie Izzard.
Where do we apply?
One played an annoying character in the abomination also known as the Stars Wars Prequel trilogy, and one was not.
re: Natalie Portman. You get to see an awful lot of her in the short film that precedes "The Darjeeling Limited." Not all theatres show it, though. The first theatre i went to did, the second didn't. Pussies.
Pantsy- I'm not really concerned about weight as long as they are curvy like a girly. These two are victims of the Hollywood virus, and are unhealthy looking. I mean, with what I'd like to do with/to them, they might break. Kate Moss scares Mr. Happy.
RF- I hear Brad Pitt is stinky. I mean smelly. Not trying to crush dreams, but be forewarned. After all, if that head case Angelina Jolie likes him, you can be reasonably assured he's got something amiss. As to your question, I don't know where to apply. Photoshop?
And regarding the theatre that didn't show the boobie scene, welcome to the United States of Utah.
Jilly- movies pretty much all suck these days. I can't hold that against her. I could hold something else against her. Literally.
I just want brad pitt's eyes. you can keep the rest of him.
Well, thank God I'm not the only one who gets them mixed up. If it's Keira Knightly, I'm sure it's Natalie Portman, and if it's Natalie Portman, I'm convinced it's Keira Knightley.
Except when I watch V for Vendetta. Keira is...I mean Natalie is great in that movie!
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