Monday, November 26, 2007

Why Do I Mix These Two Up?

And why can't Hollywood follow my lead, and mix them up, naked?

Exhibit A: Keira Knightley

Exhibit B: Natalie Portman


If these two could add about 20-30 pounds, and advance in years a bit, I could probably add them to my perverted fantasies.

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Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

20-30 pounds? Ok so just throw Kate Moss on that bony pile and you'll almost have that.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Région Frontière said...

I'd like someone with the utter coolness of George Clooney, the sparkling eyes of Brad Pitt and the charm of Eddie Izzard.

Where do we apply?

8:44 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

One played an annoying character in the abomination also known as the Stars Wars Prequel trilogy, and one was not.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Région Frontière said...

re: Natalie Portman. You get to see an awful lot of her in the short film that precedes "The Darjeeling Limited." Not all theatres show it, though. The first theatre i went to did, the second didn't. Pussies.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Stucco said...

Pantsy- I'm not really concerned about weight as long as they are curvy like a girly. These two are victims of the Hollywood virus, and are unhealthy looking. I mean, with what I'd like to do with/to them, they might break. Kate Moss scares Mr. Happy.

RF- I hear Brad Pitt is stinky. I mean smelly. Not trying to crush dreams, but be forewarned. After all, if that head case Angelina Jolie likes him, you can be reasonably assured he's got something amiss. As to your question, I don't know where to apply. Photoshop?
And regarding the theatre that didn't show the boobie scene, welcome to the United States of Utah.

Jilly- movies pretty much all suck these days. I can't hold that against her. I could hold something else against her. Literally.

8:53 AM  
Blogger Région Frontière said...

I just want brad pitt's eyes. you can keep the rest of him.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Mickelodeon said...

Well, thank God I'm not the only one who gets them mixed up. If it's Keira Knightly, I'm sure it's Natalie Portman, and if it's Natalie Portman, I'm convinced it's Keira Knightley.

Except when I watch V for Vendetta. Keira is...I mean Natalie is great in that movie!

1:56 PM  

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