Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Low IQ + Micropenis = Utah Highway Patrol

I guess they've never heard of that bitch Miranda out in bumfuck Utah. Being a guy with electrical problems with his heart, I hope to never be tazed, as in my case it's all but assuredly lethal. Some retarded mouth breathing head case with a badge wants to play with his new boom-stick and I'm pushing up the daisies.



Mick and the Stones are going to have to re-record Heartbreaker to say "Heartbreaker with your tazer- I wanna tear your world apart"...

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Blogger meno said...

It's my opinion that no one who WANTS to be a police officer should be allowed to do so.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Fucking. Thug. Pig. And his fucking thug pig friend. Like most of them. And he's a liar. How could the guy try to drive away when he's fucking tazered on the ground?

Pig. Pig pig pig.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disarm the cops. Arm the citizens.
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8:26 PM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

Appalling abuse of authority. I hope that guy has a good lawyer. I suppose he was lucky that he wasn't black.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Irrelephant said...

Happy Thanksgiving there, cyberman. *g* Give Schmoop a big hug for me.

7:19 AM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

Makes me want to be sitting in the courtroom during his trail... I am now curious if the officer got is just desserts??

8:06 AM  
Blogger nic said...

I saw them play with tazers on Jackass once. I think I'd rather take a bullet to the leg or ...anything.

But this guy, what a power hungry dick. The guy was UNarmed and walking away when that jerk tazered him! Wow.

6:11 AM  
Blogger Vulgar Wizard said...

You know, he never did read the man his rights . . . aren't they all required to mirandize folks? If this went to court, the judge would throw it out because he was not read his rights, right?

"He wanted to be in charge." Not cool, copper.

Although, blondie did look as though he was going to walk back to the vehicle before he tasered him, copper had NO reason to taser the guy. The guy never acted in a threatening way.

He didn't jump around and act all nervous, he looked at the cop like he'd lost his fool mind and then took one or MAYBE two steps to distance himself from the taser! Good lord! What a tool!

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because of the 'wonderful' state justice system and a 'statement' from a cop and my ex, I am unable to have any contact what so ever with my children! Yes, I have tried to get permission for supervised visitation and that has also been denied! What a lovely way to spend the holidays.

When this is all said and done, based upon the current legal fee burn rate, I will have spent well over $50K to try to clear my name while my ex gets more than half of my salary in addition to full custody of the children and child support. All based upon one person's word and an assistant DA trying to make a name for himself. The scales of justice are not balanced!

12:26 PM  

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