Low IQ + Micropenis = Utah Highway Patrol

I guess they've never heard of that bitch Miranda out in bumfuck Utah. Being a guy with electrical problems with his heart, I hope to never be tazed, as in my case it's all but assuredly lethal. Some retarded mouth breathing head case with a badge wants to play with his new boom-stick and I'm pushing up the daisies.



Mick and the Stones are going to have to re-record Heartbreaker to say "Heartbreaker with your tazer- I wanna tear your world apart"...