Monday, January 18, 2010

Gott Mit Uns!

Is anyone really surprised by this? I am so sick of being surrounded by people of faith, I'm ready for the space aliens to come take me away. Indelicate anal probing has got to be better than enduring this sort of brain-dead dogmatic horseshit.

Better idea- why not have all the Christians line up against all the Muslims until they all have killed one another (as Jesus and Allah clearly want) so the rest of us can try to become civilized? Actually, if that works, let's line up the Mormons against the Jehovah's Witnesses and let them proselytize each other to death, and then we can just go throw lit matches at the Scientologists.



Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

I think we should take every Haitian off the island and ship them off to Israel.

That'll stir the pot some.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Chili said...

And people wonder why Christians in general scare the shit out of me. These people are dead serious.

12:53 PM  

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