Fuck St. Louis

St. Louis, town of my early formative years, you are dead to me. This has been coming for some time, what with your inbred xenophobic racist brand of religious conservatism. I tried to hold out hope in no small part because of your world class museums and symphony, and alas, formerly world class newspaper, the Post-Distatch.

Now that the Post-Dispatch has shown me their true colors (see back story here), I tear my clothes (see Kriah) and move on.

Enjoy your fundamentalist, theocratic, evolution-denying, race-baiting, oppressive, economically distressed, uneducated futures.

Pussies.

P.S. The Cardinals have been shitty since '85. Yeah, I said it. "Poo holes" is not just that one guy...