Thursday, December 07, 2006

Maybe It's All The Cough Syrup...

So, yes- I'm still sick, but I did finally drag my miserable ass to the doctor and got meds, so hopefully I'll be back in form shortly- just in time to leave town for the week. Sheesh. Well that's okay, I like Boston well enough, and am looking forward to the training.

What with the holidays and hectic schedules, we had our send off celebration for the guy I'm replacing. He's staying through the 22nd, and has been really great to me in the transitition. I hope he finds whatever it is he's looking for going forward. I asked him once why he's leaving and he didn't want to get into it, but allowed as how it was a personal matter- that is, that the job isn't a problem. In the storytelling tonight at the send off, I heard an amazing story that may shed some light on this.
The business owner is a considerate and engaged person, who really seems to walk the walk in terms of wanting to maintain a positive environment, and last May put together a teambuilding kind of deal where everyone went bowling. At that time, the company was a little smaller- say a dozen and a half (or fewer?). At any rate, the then office manager was an apparently well-regarded guy named Dave. I don't really know anything about him, other than while bowling with the gang from the office, he dropped over dead of a massive heart attack. Dave was 38.

Holy Shit.

The paramedics tried to revive him for 45 minutes or so, but it was over before it started. Everyone was there, and everyone remained. I can't imagine the fallout from this. I understand that Dave was pretty close to a number of folks at work, although I would think that even the folks who didn't know him well would be affected. The owner brought in a greif councelor and they all did what they could. I'm not interested in prying for details further- I'm just thankful to know the gist of the matter. I can see where this event would trigger some of those long dark tea time of the soul periods of introspection and re-evaluation. Being a fellow of unreliable health (as those of you who know me personally are well aware) it didn't take long for me to think about my own mortality. I mean, to be crass about it, I thought about my potential (and Dave's) to do for this company what Spinal Tap did for drummers. Weird.

In other news, as I'm still feeling awful and hacking up lung biscuits all over, I still haven't moved the server downstairs, so my email is still offline. Well, that is my PRIMARY email is offline. You can email the stucco_x at mac dot com if you'd like. Hammer- jog my memory wouldja? What story was I threatening to tell? I've been trying to put together a list of stories that I think might "tell" well on the ole blog here. The problem is that I tend not to know where that "too much information" line runs. For example, the story of my vasectomy is legendary. I nearly ended an industry. Then there are "Phil" stories that once told, tend to get requested for retelling. I have stories that I find, well... let's say "formative" as well as amusing. Plus, not everyone involved is dead, so there are names to change.


Blogger Schmoopie said...

YES! Phil stories! Bring them on!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Wow! All those stories sound like good reading.

Back in Oct: you said regarding charities, graft, waste and corruption.

Stucco said...
..... I'm leaving a HUGE private non-profit and will be free to speak more freely after my last day (next week).

I've been sick as a dog myself . I think it's lung herpes or something. So take care of yourself bud.

10:38 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Oh oh, I want to hear the vasectomy story!

8:15 AM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

I just want ALL the stories lol... Dammit man get better!

8:26 AM  
Blogger That Guy said...

I remember the vasectomy story, it involves Stucco, a lady with 8in stiletto heels and some porn music (bow chicka chicka bow bow or was it the Mexican hat dance song...

at least that was my version of what happened, Stucco may disagree but knows its true in his heart.

10:34 AM  
Blogger That Guy said...

oh, and yes, more Phil stories!!!
more Phil stories!!!
more Phil stories!!!
more Phil stories!!!
more Phil stories!!!

10:35 AM  
Blogger Nancy Dancehall said...

Oh yeah. The V story, definitely. I won't let O get one 'cuz of you.

If it happens *shudder* we'll name boy #3 'Stucco'.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

I have a late in life circumcision tale to tell...

Anyone looking for a spare fan belt?

Do lots of steam treatments to loosen and hack--

and look at it this way,, all those lung gooeys contain icky dirt that was already in the lungs.

You are cleaning house...

8:59 PM  

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