Titicaca Files

I am secretly still 8 years old. I must be- I still laugh at things like:

WONGDOODY?

And these:

DONG FANG? I want one! Either a shipping container like that, or an actual "Dong Fang". Well, hang on. My luck, I'd have a buck-toothed cock. I'd need dick braces for a long time. Flossing could be fun though.