The Fresh New Fit Face of Totalitarianism

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For fuck's sake- REI in Seattle? I bet I'd get less fucked over by singing showtunes in a Bass Pro Shop in Ala-fucking-bama. Maybe it's time for them to stock waterboards by the kayaks? Tazers by the GPS units? And when did Blackwater Xe, get in the ATM feeding business?

If any of you work for REI in Seattle, shame on you. Rest assured that if some proto-Nazi, mouth breathing, jack booted ATM protecting rent-a-fuck ever was on you like that, I'd be going to the pokey with you. How the hell do people stand by and let this crazy shit happen?