Float Like a Butterfly, Floss Like a Bee?

Oh.. My... Gawd! Whatever you do, don't click here. Damn you Chicage Tribune. How could you do this to me after all these years? I was eating when I saw #15, you cruel bastards...
I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.