Sunday, April 26, 2009

What ISN'T Bacon Good For?

What was I doing when I came across this? No. You don't want to know.


Friday, April 24, 2009

Why Do They Call It "Alternative Rock" When It's The Norm?

And why must it suck? Here's a dare- open iTunes (or whatever) and go to the "Alternative" section and listen to this stuff, and tell me truthfully it doesn't all sound the same, and tired. As you may have surmised, I continue to be disappointed in my search for GOOD new music. The only thing so far that I really liked was "The Stoop" by Little Jackie. Have you heard something good? Help a brother out!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

On The Subject Of Bigamy

Schmoopie has been watching the series "Big Love" and trying to draw me into it. Even though you'd think it'd be right up my alley, regarding the wanton and depraved sex with multiple "wives", I'm just not into it. Maybe if they'd filmed it as a porno with hot and deformed actor/actresses, then I'd be down with it.

No- that's not it. I saw this image on the web, and came a little:

And that makes my point. That image is HOT, and no one is naked. It is hot for the key reason that all hot things are hot- the ability to SUGGEST things. See, I look at this picture and can totally take it from there mentally. That's the nature of good porn. It must go to one end of the spectrum or the other. On the socially acceptable end, it hints at what's there. Like a lingerie picture or such. You can ALMOST make out what's there, and then your brain (the primary sexual organ) does the rest.

The problem with Big Love is that it reminds me how fucking retarded religion can be. I see enough perplexing idiocy on television, thank you very much... That kills boners like nurses who do that deal with cold spoons.

For the record, the other end of the spectrum is flat out vivid freak-show porn, where you, being merely mortal with gag reflexes, bones that don't bend, and conventional pain thresholds, are unable to replicate what's being done. That kind is really good too.


I Think I Might Be Japanese

First, it was the game shows, and now this:

I have no idea what's going on here, but I approve.


The "Diplomat"? Are They Kidding Me?

This is the "Diplomat".... I don't think that's me.

Here is the source