OMG OMG OMG! I'm Ecstatic!
Canned Bacon! Sliced, cooked and ready to go! Oh my God, I've been waiting for this day... I don't need a case though, so who wants to go in with me on an order? 12 cans to a case, 40-50 slices per can.
I don't answer phones, except where paid to. I've never been asked to leave any zoo or wildlife refuge. None of my shoes fit very well. I've never effectively claimed to be royalty in order to avoid extradition.