I'm Under Duress (Which Isn't As Much Fun As Being Under A Dress)

So I grew weary of being anonymous and had to setup a blog (and I really hate that word) just in order to have an identity. Normally, I only have vulgar and disturbing things to tell people, but this is best done in person. Perhaps I should hire myself out to people who are in dire need of shock treatment, or a break from their complacency.

And, oh yeah. We got one of these:


What is it about this image that makes women ovulate? For the record, she barks and it's like lightning to the scrotum...